I also try to get a modeling job which pays, and I'm constantly doing test models, but I usually end up with the messege: "sorry, we found someone who is totally übercool, better luck next time sucka" which is = "we found someone who will do it for free, and is such and idiot that he even feeds cheese to his mouse, and thinks that Maya is the name of a porn star (it is) and 3DSMax stands for size like XL on clothes, just in a foreign language.".
Then after 2 weeks I see the same job posted again, because the super worker they found just didn't quiet work out. They find his test work on the net as free downloads along with the originals of his portfolio renders, all stolen from real artists. Also this super worker prolly tried to feed cheese into the mouth (battery holder) of his wireless mouse, and somehow it didn't wanted to eat it, and so he considered his mouse dead. So he mentally collapsed, and commited suicide.
Then after 2 more of these übercool employees, I got the job, along with another one of these idiots, because they think that I won't be able to model such complex things like dice under 3 months. And of course theres no pay, and the project dies, and everything gets lost.
As usuall.
After 2 months I see my work in another project, or as an item offered for sale on turbosquid and such sites with out any credit to me ofc. Cool, eh?
BTW, those übercool ppl should consider skipping the application part, and just start with the suicide part. It would make the life of employers and employees so much easier. Thank you very much in the name of Humanity.
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I've applied for a job yesterday, it was about creating a film set for green screen. It was mentioned that it is an absolutely off-site work. Today I got an email from them, that my apllication is declined because now they must get someone who lives in LA, or close, because they need to meet him personally every day for consulting. Otherwise their reply was very polite and absolutely okay. Next time someone applies from LA, they'll send him a letter that "sorry but you don't live under this exact adresse blah blah blah, your declined"
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